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'I DESIGN ALL KINDS OF STUFF.',
'DESIGNERS ARE THE COOL KIDS.',
'I DRAW PRETTY PICTURES.',
'WILL DESIGN FOR FOOD.',
'WILL DESIGN FOR MONEY.',
'MY DREAMS ARE IN RGB.',
'ART CLASS WAS MY FAVORITE.',
'I CREATE FUN STUFF.');

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